The glitter in the sky looks as if I could scoop it all up in my hands and let the stars swirl and touch one another, but they are so distant, so very far apart, that they cannot feel the warmth of each other, even though they are made of burning.

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence we could rise up rooted, like trees.

Not just beautiful, though the stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me.

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery, air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, This is what it is to be happy.

Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea, are excellent schoolmasters, and teach some of us more than we can ever learn from books.

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature.

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.

Just living is not enough... one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn't good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.

I've often wondered why more science textbooks don't tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes.

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)

Beer has that Olympic medal color, Rot replied, but does it have a winning taste? I'd hardly call silver a champion flavor. No, I'll stick to my red wine.

Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me,

Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who's Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don't eat breakfast.

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.?

She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up.

Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.

I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's teeth. Locating them wasn't really the problem, but pulling them out of my leg was.

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable.

This was not one of those times.

There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to your penis.

I love running. I'm not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate.

If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, Now. But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.

It's true, I can't make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.

I'm on a government watch list. But I'm not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase hurry up and wait.

He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.

I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.

In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.

When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Daemon pressed his forehead against mine. Oh, I still want to strangle you. But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why. We just make crazy together.

Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I'm out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.

Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They're so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs.

I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it.

I've always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, I'm sorry.

Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins.

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.

Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon.

I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial.

Don't try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.

If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me.

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.

A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.

I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.

When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, Thanks for being a fan. Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing.

She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can't believe her, even if I could believe her.